The year was 1998…..
Oh come one. How many cheesey stories start out that way?
Well, let me tell ya, friends. This tale I’m about to tell is…..alright….no…I must be honest here. It’s as cheesy as it comes. In fact…you may want to get some crackers. And a pet mouse to clean up the excess cheese.
This story you’re about to hear is one that you just can’t make up….I wish it were a fable…something of another’s imagination. Alas. It’s as real as real gets. And that’s freakin’ REAL.
It’s my love story. From beginning to end….and then all the shit after that.
And that’s a lot of shit. You may want to get a pet fly to clean up the excess….
Nevermind.
Welcome to the last 10 years of my existence.
For better or for worse…..
